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The Pantsless Office Party

The office party will automatically become much more chill, allowing you to work all kinds of magic
The office party will automatically become much more chill, allowing you to work all kinds of magic

Well, well, what do we have here? A stuffy office party? I got some news for you, Chester. It's stuffy because you are, in all likelihood, wearing pants. If you are a chick, the chances are a little slimmer. But chicks have also been known to wear smart pants suits to the office. And I'll tell you this - most chicks also hate pants.

We've all been there before. You're having a cocktail in the boardroom, making small talk with that d-bag who sits next to you. He's a d-bag. You're eyeing the hot, young, pointy receptionist they just hired. The one who sits at the big desk on the way to the bathroom, so when you have to go for your afternoon benediction, you can't bring a newspaper. Instead you have to print out an article from the "internet," (which they have on computers now), fold it up and put it in your pocket.

As far as we're concerned, there's only one way to get this babe to party with you. You need to lose those pants pretty right quick.

Here's what you do:

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