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The Bionic Dolphin

All this one requires is a lot of friends, which will be tough if you're a pants-lover. Also, those friends need to have shoes. This one's a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

  1. Start with a casual, but crisp worm maneuver.
  2. Invert and start doing the reverse worm.
  3. At this point, your friends can start feeding their shoes to you, as if they are fish, and you can make loud squeaking noises like a hungry dolphin.
  4. Finish by doing the robot while laying on the floor.
Example: Form is key, and so are shoes
Example: Form is key, and so are shoes

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