Sharing is Caring
Feel the need to share something with us? A story? A lesson learned? A picture? A spouse? An item we could trade for large amounts of cash? A dance move? Don't be shy. We would never just put it up on a web site and show everybody and make fun of it. We'd probably do either of those things, but not both.
If you've got something that you think is pure dynamite, email us at email@example.com. But don't waste our time - we'd rather do that ourselves.
If you really want to do more to help, you know what to do. First and foremost, get rid of those pants. If you don't know how to do this, check out our HOW-TO section. Go forth in the name of pantslessness and spread the good word. Really, we need your help - even though we act like we don't. So get out there and start talking it up with other people and let's get some more people on board. Especially attractive people. Only because they're more responsive to new ideas.
Even if you fail miserably, or end up in jail, thanks for your help in advance. Your efforts are not wasted.