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How To Apply For a Job With Us

Not qualified.
Not qualified.

People once told us, "the best way to get a job you want is to be aggressive and persistent..." Not at this place, baby. We should tell you now: it's almost impossible to get a job with us. But why not give a shot anyways, you go-getter, you?

Here are some things that might help you to land a sweet, cushy corner office at our headquarters:

Think you got what it takes, kid? Send us your resume, a funny story or a bag of money, your pants, and an autographed copy of Pride and Prejudice** by Jane Austen to us.

* the movie, not the book
** the book, not the movie

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