Dance Move Central
The following is an incomplete listing of dance moves that we suggest you try as soon as you can (pictures, diaramas, and instructions to follow). If there's a studio/bar/Chucky Cheese/roller disco next door, you could head over right now, break in, and show off your wares. If they have an Internet kiosk, send us a picture or two over electronic mail, and maybe we'll use it. If you are partying pantsless with or without your friends and want to show off some new moves that we don't have here, feel free to send them our way:
- The Loch Ness Monster
- Go To Sleep, You Are Much More Amusing to Me When You're Sleeping
- The Happy Cyclops (Who Just Got His Way)
- The Homemade Lemongrass and Summer Squash Pancake
- Stop Staring at My Netherlands and Spin, Hot Babe
- The Caged Stable Boy
- Paging Doctor Fupa
- The Bionic Dolphin**
- Follow the Monkey (usually followed by The Monkey Needs to Stop and Think)
- The Monkey Needs to Stop and Think
- The Hungarian Meat Grinder**
- Motorcycle Frenzy Bubble Fun (from Asia)
- The Flying Wheel of Cheese**
- Laser Tag Timmy
- Disco Mongoose**
**Must be performed without pants on
